@queen-berlinheh
arf.
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a great representation describing u
(Source: theanimalvines, via everybeatofhiscocaineheartt)
help me bowl o’ rice help me bowl o’ rice help me down those stairs
(via ruinedchildhood)
[the sky is grey and it's cold outside]
me: yesssss
[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]
me: Y ESSSSSSS
I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.
(Source: gimme10dollas, via ugly)
someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
me:
i like all those secret dogs underneath very stealthy
(via thebootydiaries)
me: i’m really stressed
someone: just relax!!!!!
me:
(Source: heterophobian, via ugly)
haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what
(Source: the-flapwagon-archives, via sarcastic-bigbitch)